I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story
This is just so pleasing to watch.
THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE
two types of people
she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz
I love her
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
I love the Fall
You are the worst human being
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
Showing your parents your report card like
i want non binary people to be taken seriously for real
you know when youre 100% sure that you will never have an opportunity to use a gif?
Ignorance = Fear by Keith Haring, 1989
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over