You would have to be stupid to fall in love with me.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
"that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir
I hate the sound of someone slurping cereal. it is literally the worst thing ever.