canyoushipit:

I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story

i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people

tainteddreamer89:

corinaisprettycool:

she looks like she’s gonna kill the h8rz

I love her

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

currently-building-a-pillow-fort:

myheadisloud:

I love the Fall

You are the worst human being

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like

Existing like

eredar:

i want non binary people to be taken seriously for real

bonerfart:

spookyroots:

you know when youre 100% sure that you will never have an opportunity to use a gif?

vangoghyo:

Ignorance = Fear  by Keith Haring, 1989

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over