zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

masturbending:

will you still love me when im no longer young with nice lighting and good filters

gifyourass:

This show is gold

bingtoolbar:

panelling:

bingtoolbar:

I’m gonna be 18 in 3 months I’ll finally be able to view nsfw content on the tumblr dotcom

wait till you learn what a boob is boy shit

A …..boobe? I cannot begin to fathom what this strange word may mean, but i am sure that in nearly 3 months time I will make sense of it all. Boy gee howdy am i ready to discover the boob

misandry-mermaid:

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

dajo42:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

an interesting amount of people condone setting angry bees and birds on fake nice guys

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

myheadisloud:

trashsalad:

myheadisloud:

I can’t find my D

uck. He’s due to migrate in five minutes and we still haven’t gotten him out of hair and make up yet GOD DAMMIT BILL you had one thing to do WE COUNTED ON THIS he has GOT to make it to Florida for the seasonal shift I swear to god the cameras are on standby

image

I found my D tell your duck I wish him luck on his photo shoot

whateverjsays:

What even is this…

monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.